Don’t ask, but I accidentely set the photo copier on fire. What’s the best way to hide this from my boss?

Posted on November 29, 2009 by admin


Cave his skull in with a ball peen hammer.

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14 Responses to Don’t ask, but I accidentely set the photo copier on fire. What’s the best way to hide this from my boss?

  1. melvcookie says:
    November 30, 2009 at 3:53 am

    put newspaper over it. your boss will never notice.
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  2. tacloh says:
    November 30, 2009 at 4:29 am

    Report that someone has set the photocopier on fire.
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  3. aerofrce1 says:
    November 30, 2009 at 5:03 am

    Just walk away…you don’t know how it happened…and change your clothes…the smell of smoke might give you away.
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  4. Seán says:
    November 30, 2009 at 5:31 am

    Throw it out and report it stolen.
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  5. biggins58 says:
    November 30, 2009 at 6:16 am

    Blame the Taliban
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  6. Freaky One says:
    November 30, 2009 at 7:02 am

    set him on fire….then he won’t be so pissed that the copier is on fire.
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  7. cw says:
    November 30, 2009 at 7:40 am

    Blame it on the new guy
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  8. Aleister C says:
    November 30, 2009 at 8:20 am

    Why hide it just make it look like someone else in the office did it. Plant there coffee mug next to the burnt up copier and make it look like they did it
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  9. Cyclone Ranger ♂ says:
    November 30, 2009 at 8:51 am

    paste up a copy of it where it used to be.
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  10. holepacker says:
    November 30, 2009 at 9:19 am

    own up to it tell him , if not and he finds out you kiss your job by bybybyby
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  11. Dennis says:
    November 30, 2009 at 9:35 am

    Cave his skull in with a ball peen hammer.
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  12. pink says:
    November 30, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Throw a blanket over it.
    Buy a new one
    or just blame it on someone else
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  13. John says:
    November 30, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Simple. Just take a few of those copies you made of your butt last Friday when you were hanging out with the Sales Manager and a few copies of his butt too, run into your boss waving the pictures. Declare in a loud voice "I know who did it!. Look , look at THAT!" as you fling all the copies on his desk. "It’s HIM! He did it!"

    Should work. Anyway it worked for me several years ago.
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  14. Morbid_Embrace says:
    November 30, 2009 at 11:00 am

    Sprinkle the ashy remains in his coffee.
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